People drive across the Mojave Desert every day, but the vast majority of them are in air conditioned cars. They probably do not even notice the outside temperatures; even if they are hovering around 115. People ride across the desert in motorcycles too, but they generally do not do it in the middle of the afternoon. I think I saw one.
It was so hot I had to keep my face shield closed because the blast from the superheated slipstream was like staring into a blow drier. I even closed the vents. I was riding along slow cooking my brain. My fingers were burning. The inside of my thighs were on fire. I could not let them touch the gas tank. The sun was so bright my eyes hurt inside my super dark (think welders) goggles.
The ride across the desert (a.k.a hell’s highway) was 130 miles. I stopped 3 times to drink anything I could get my hands on. At one McDonalds I ordered a large drink and refilled it 5 times.

At the end of the ride was Vegas where the traffic clogged streets were even hotter than the highway across the desert. I had never been to Vegas before. I had no idea how the city was organized, and all my maps had blown away in Missouri (or Illinois). I had reservations at the Golden Nugget. I had originally booked a room in the Mirage, but the Nugget was half the cost and I could not tell the difference from the web sites.

My strategy for finding the Golden Nugget was to find the strip (Las Vegas Blvd) and cruise along looking for the Nugget. I went up and down the strip two or three times. I was nearly dead from heat stroke when I finally gave up and called the Nugget for directions. They are not on the strip. They are in downtown Las Vegas away from all the fun. No big deal; the trip was not about Vegas anyway.
I pulled the bike up to the main entrance of the Golden Nugget and proceeded to remove all the bags as limousines came and went. I made a curious sight. I was covered in dust and must have smelled like hell. The bike was dirty and my bags were everywhere. I received more than one odd glance. A few people did come over to look at the bike. The bike’s exhaust manifold has three ports (for 3 cylinders). Guys are always coming up to me and saying “Wow – does this thing have six cylinders?” A few men with their wives or girl friends in tow came up to me while I was unpacking in front of the Nugget and asked about the bike and my trip.
I will say the room at the Nugget was worth every dime of the $63 I paid for it. That still amazes me. For $10 more than I what I paid for the bare bones cabins I’d been staying in I was in this huge plush room. 
I ironed a shirt and wandered down to the casino. I had gave myself a budget for what I was willing to lose for the entertainment. When I did this, I accounted for the $130.00 the guy at the Triumph dealer said he thought it would take to replace my back brakes.
I can play Black Jack. I understand all the little rules for when to split and double down; when to hit and when to stay (for the most part). I rarely win though. I won big once a long time ago, but since then I’ve probably lost twice as much as I won all those years ago. I decided, for me, the way to win at Black Jack in a casino is to treat it as entertainment. I set a limit. I don’t take it seriously, and I don’t drink a lot.
When I pick a Black Jack table I always chose a $10 or $15 table. I want to have fun. I don’t want the guy next to me getting pissed off if I hit at the wrong spot or do something stupid like split kings. I look for a witty dealer who enjoys helping, and a crowded table full of loose players who are not stressed out over every misplay. I never sit at a table alone or with just one other player, and I always act like it’s my first time playing.
The first table I sat at wasn’t fun at all. It only cost me $50 to figure that out. The second table was much better. I played for hours and had a blast. At one time I’m sure I was up several hundred dollars, but, story of my life, I did not walk away. Things didn’t turn out too bad though. I wound up losing $26.00 (I was using $1 chips for drink tips and dealer bets). I played for hours, drank a little, and had fun for about what it costs to go bowling.
Things didn’t go so well the next day. My plans were simple. I was going to find a Golds Gym and work out then take my bike to have the brake’s checked. I left the hotel at 7:30am with what I thought were good directions to the Golds Gym. I rode up and down Sahara avenue looking for the darn gym 45 minutes and never found it. I called the gym for directions a couple times, but the kid who answered the phone was no help. It turned out I was looking for 4420 West Sarah on East Sarah avenue. Apparently Sarah divides down town and the addresses start over going east or west.
I gave up and headed to the Triumph Dealer. I had passed it while I was looking for the gym so I knew right where that was. In fact, I could probably drive a cab in Vegas now.
The Triumph dealer in Vegas is a place called Pat Clark Motorsports. I cannot say enough good things about these people. They practically fell over themselves trying to help me. They even prepared a brand new awesome 2009 Bonneville (like my small bike) for me to use while they worked on the Rocket. I couldn’t wait to ride that little bike.
It was not to be. The mechanic took my bike for a ride. When he came back he told me he definitely felt the wobble and it wasn't safe (sigh). He put the bike on the lift. Fifteen minutes later he came and got me. “I got good news and bad news” he said. “The good news is the the brakes are fine, but the bad news is you need a new back tire.”
The tire had worn unevenly and was no longer balanced. The wobble I attributed to my front wheel was actually my back tire. Everyone at the dealership was shocked the tire had worn so quickly and oddly. The bike had only 5,000 miles on it. They scrambled and called Triumph to see if it would be covered under warranty. Triumph referred them to Bridgestone (tire maker). Bridgestone agreed to replace the tire, but it would take 3 days to get one. I’d spend 6 times the price of a tire in hotel bills (Labor Day weekend) and gambling.
The dealer sent me to a motorcycle tire shop around the corner to have a new tire put on. I never got a chance to ride that sweet little bike they prepared for me. The guys at the tires shop were great too. They had me on my way in 2 hours (it’s a big production to change the back tire on the Rocket). The tire cost me over $300 to replace (ouch).
My day at Vegas had been spent in repair shops instead of by the big pool at the Nugget as I had originally planned. It was already late when I finally pulled out of the tire shop, and to make matters worse I got lost leaving the city. It was after 2:00pm local time when I finally got on the right road for Hoover Dam.
Editorial:
Here’s some final comments about Vegas. They don’t call Vegas Sin City for nothing. First, I was disturbed by the number of young mothers and fathers I saw dragging their toddlers and babies through casinos and casino arcades after mid night. Second, I saw more homeless men than I had ever seen in any other city including San Francisco. Most people who visit Vegas fly in and take a nice car or shuttle to their hotel. They spend their time on the strip surrounded by money and glitz, and though they may encounter a few homeless while they are partying, they may never realize what they are seeing is the tip of the iceberg. Perched on the back of my bike, riding through back roads in the city, I saw countless homeless men wondering the streets – scary.










I entered Bryce Canyon through Red Canyon National Park. Red Canyon is a hiking park. There are no roads for touring. I stopped at a trail head and took a few pictures, but I decided not to go to deep into the canyon.













I did not want to ride in the rain. I hovered around the camp ground for an hour waiting for the rain to stop, but there was no sign that it would so I headed out. The storm stretched for over 100 miles. I was pelted by heavy rain and buffeted by strong wind. Every now and again lightning bolts would leap from cloud to cloud. As bad as it was, I’m pretty sure it was tame by prairie thunderstorm standards.
